If you're able to rememeber that I'm a Mexican then you're off to a good start.

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What's A Furry? / All Ages Anthro!
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WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's A Furry? / All Ages Anthro!
Proud member of =dapride.
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Thank you!!

Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I offer only the truth, nothing more.

Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill

spyed, nobody has ever done this before.
I know. That's why it's going to work.



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The Angry Deviant



Random Deviant

So.. i finally know who you are.. so.. hello.

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Look out you son of a bitch
Goddamn motherfucker
Do you know who you're fucking with?

You're fucking with the stallion, mang.
You're fucking with the goddamn, mang.
You're fucking with the stallion, mang.

Goddamn piece of shit.
On my dick you should sit.
Do you know who you're fucking with?

Prancing stallion. Oh ho handsome. Prancing on the grass.

I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I'm the fucking stallion, mang.
The stallion.
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?
I am the stallion, mang.
You get it?

You see the damn stallion, mang? (???)

You goddamn son of a bitch.
You fucking piece of shit.

*(I'm really unsure about this part)

Goddamn son of a bitch.
Goddamn piece of shit.

Now it's clear, I can see stallion.
Yes, I too can struggle with the stallion.


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What's A Furry? / All Ages Anthro!
Proud member of =dapride.
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs

Hello, i noticed that your subscription to Wacko's Monthy has expired so i would like to inform you that i like to fry my own Giraffes thank you and while George Washington's Ghost will not allow me to chew on your internet cable, i am perfectly capable of use in a hammer, what i would use it for is my buisness and has nothing what-so-ever to do with building a Death Star and takeing over the world but may or may not include proveing that Star Wars is real and also, can i have that robotic pie plate you promised me, you know the one with the hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and hyper-drive, Garsh! i almost forgot to remind you that the yaks are coming, what was i thinking not telling you, i mean if you didn't know you might have been devoured by the soul devouring pancakes of doom. By the way your subscription to Wacko's Monthy has expired...

Your exactly right. When I'm down I should always remember that I'm John Hoffman?

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Today's Pig, Tomorrow's Bacon!

I love your new avatar!

YoU R Teh SUx0r!$@